The Ophagy, part 4: “Breaking The Rules”
Part 4 of the adventures of Micon & Philippus, the hapless pair of shipwrecked sailors who ‘accidentally’ eat Zeus. Continue reading The Ophagy, part 4: “Breaking The Rules”
Category: humor
The Ophagy, part 3: “Taking Sides”
Part 3 of the story of hapless ship-wrecked sailors Micon & Philippus, in which they finally get some dinner… and start to worry about the consequences Continue reading The Ophagy, part 3: “Taking Sides”
My Inner Idiot: Gloves
What not to do with gloves, particularly if you’re then going to drive a car whilst wearing them. Continue reading My Inner Idiot: Gloves
The Ophagy, part 2: “Believe”
Two shipwrecked ancient Greek sailors continue to have a difficult day with visitors. Continue reading The Ophagy, part 2: “Believe”
Christmas Crimestoppers
A poem about Santa stopping some naughty boys who happen to be dealing Class A drugs. Continue reading Christmas Crimestoppers
The Ophagy, part 1: “Swan Song”
Part 1 of a story in which 2 shipwrecked sailors are visited by a fantastic beast. Continue reading The Ophagy, part 1: “Swan Song”
Losing it
A true story about why I spent five minutes staring into my wardrobe this morning and why I am an idiot. Continue reading Losing it
